Let's play Diner Bingo!

Editors' Note:  The news from Occupied Washington is so grim that we had to get out of town.  While the Grifter-in-Chief commits new impeachable offenses with every Tweet, to which the Democrats respond by proclaiming that the outrages are, in their measured words, outrageous, and leaves our Kurdish allies to be slaughtered, but not until they have released thousands of hard-core ISIS terrorists in to the world, plucky national political reporters are once again taking, in the absence of brain waves, the pulse of white U Bum voters who respond with more of the same lame-o rationalizations for their laziness, bigotry, and greed.  Often, these reporters are speaking to the same eight white stooges they spoke to last year.  And by the way, just because someone says they voted for Obama doesn't mean they did, especially those who parrot crypto-racist talking points.  At any rate, to divert readers who may have tired of the same nonsense every other week, we offer a fun game that we call Diner Bingo.  Whenever you read one of these tiresome expressions, just cross it off your card and if you get five in a row, yell “Both Sides” to win your free sopprasata sandwich.

Benghazi	Dems are trying to overturn an election	Don't know whom to believe	Like his judges	Still don't trust Hillary
Both parties do it	He's standing up to immi- grants	It's just politics	He's not afraid to say what's on his mind	Wish he wouldn't Tweet so much
Extorting election help from foreign states no big deal	He's strong	MAGA	Dems should focus on kitchen-table issues	I don't know whom to believe
He says what I'm thinking	Poca- hontas	Impeachment too divisive	You hear different things	He's just joking
Dems should work with President	Why are liberals falling for it?	President deserves due process	The economy's good	The Jews will not replace us [How did that get in there? – Ed.]

Hope you win!