The Glory Days of Very Serious Republicans: A Look Back in Incredulity

 By Spy History Editor Aula Minerva

Former Republican shill and Iraq War monger, now doing business as one of our 37 beloved Republican Allies, Tom Nichols, has a piece in The Atlantic seeking to contrast the insanity and dementia of President VD Amin to the sobriety and probity of supposedly more illustrious Republican predecessors:

Tom remembers when Republicans were serious.

Once upon a time, America was governed by serious people. No longer.

His piece is an unexceptionable critique of President Tiny Toadstool's ridiculously weak supposed threat of repositioning two nuclear submarines closer to Russia.  In fact, they are always lurking in international waters close to Russia.  The whole point of submarines is, as any horny teenager who invites his date to watch the submarine races knows, that you don't know where they are.

But we tripped over the reference to very serious people.  In part, that's because ol' Tom was one of the Very Serious Republican people who shilled for the Iraq War, which, until the reign of the current Republican President, had been the worst foreign policy catastrophe for the United States since the Vietnam War (also brought to us by Very Serious People, to be fair not all of whom were Republicans).

Let's take a quick look back at some great Republican Very Serious People of the past and how they advanced the cause of world peace.

We were going to say the last competent  Republican President was Dwight Eisenhower, but that overlooks some of the Very Serious People he had working for him, like former I.G. Farben mouthpiece and Secretary of State John Foster Dulles.

Dulles, who had no patience for Dean Acheson and his College of Cowardly Communist Containment, refused to shake the hand of Chinese Vice Premier Chou En-Lai in 1954, thus perpetuating the insane narrative of the Chinese threat that led us into Vietnam, until it was unraveled by the next generation of Very Serious Republicans.

Speaking of Dulles, he and his buddies ensured the Vietnam War by walking away from the elections contemplated by the 1954 Vietnam peace treaty, on the grounds that their boy would lose.  He sounds like a Texas Republican.

Very Serious John also engineered the overthrows of democratic governments in Iran and Guatemala, thereby insuring those countries would never bother us again.

During the Democratic Presidencies that followed, another generation of Very Serious Democratic People like Robert McNamara, Dean Rusk, and McGeorge Bundy, led us into the bloody quagmire of Vietnam.  The definitive book about the arrogant bumbling ineptitude of these men was written by David Halberstam.  It was called The Best and the Brightest.

Doesn't get more very serious than this

Fortunately, these Democrats were succeeded by Very Serious Republicans like Dick Nixon, Spiro Agnew, and Henry “the Mad Bomber” Kissinger.  They needlessly prolonged the war for four bloody years to no end while secretly expanding it to Cambodia and Laos whilst lying about it.  All this was done to permit Tricky Dick to grease his re-election by accepting a cease-fire deal that left North Vietnamese troops entrenched in the South, a deal he could have had in 1969.   

Since then the Republicans have offered us Very Serious People like Ronald Reagan, who sent 241 brave U.S. troops to their deaths in a botched pointless occupation of Lebanon, and the gang who brought us the debacle of Iraq: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, and their assorted stooges and shills.  It's hard to imagine a more serious or less competent gang than them.

Which brings us back to our new allies like Tom Nichols and Billy Kristol.  Their contention that somehow the flaming insane clown car of Republican rule under President VD Amin represents a radical and inexplicable discontinuity from the decades of wise, prudent, and serious Republican leadership that preceded it cannot stand up to the historical record, which we've just sketched out.

We suspect that the reasons that our new allies are so eager to promote this yarn are to whitewash the past shame of Republican misrule (which they either supported or participated in) and to set the stage for its recrudescence.

Should we survive the current tyranny and emerge able to rebuild our constitutional order we fear that our new allies will once again advocate for the return of Republican ideas that exploded so spectacularly over the past half century.

We've focused on the foreign policy misadventures of Very Serious Republicans, but their domestic record is if anything more appalling: white racism, subjugation of women (including arrogating to themselves the right to stick their arms into the reproductive systems of American women, like staunchly pro-life Billy), destruction of the environment, tax cuts for the rich, and packing our Supreme Court with bent extremists, including two sex pests. 

This is the very serious world that our Republican allies would seek to recreate if given the chance.  We don't think they deserve the mulligan.

This is why we occasionally point out their sordid pasts, which sometimes generates feedback like this:

This is a fair point deserving of a serious response.  Tom Nichols is right now, but as we've just argued his effort to rewrite the history of the Republican Party is both wrong and dangerous.  It's nice that Tom and Billy and Jen and Nicolle have come into the light, but they should be doing so as a matter of intellectual honesty and moral integrity, not because they hope we will now invite them to our ragers.  You can invite them to yours; it's your party.  

Know your allies

As a practical matter, we'd also submit that the apostasy of 37 former Republican shills and apologists has had exactly zero effect on the larger Republican Party, which remains in the thrall of white racists and plutocracy.

They seem to have had a greater effect on progressives, who welcomed them to our cause with the same misplaced ardor that Republicans once reserved for Communist defectors like Herbert Philbrick and Whittaker Chambers.

For us, though, we can't get over the suffering of those whose lives were destroyed by decades of neocon nonsense and pandering to the stupidest and vilest impulses of their Republican bosses (like Potatoe Quayle) and funders (like Rupert Murdoch).   

That's what makes us so unwilling to give them the voice they think they deserve in planning the future, if any, of the American polity.  And we have no intention of either rewriting or forgetting history to satisfy their vanity.

Generations of Very Serious Republicans like Henry Kissinger, Jesse Helms, Bill Rehnquist, Oliver North, Strom Thurmond, Phyllis Schafly, and Leonard Leo deserve to be remembered in all of their bent glory.

For-f**king-ever. 

You may ask yourself: how did we get here?

By Meta-Content Generator A.J. Liebling with Alison Porchnik on Morningside Heights

You wake up, working hard to greet the new day with hope, if not delight.  Then you decide to check whether anything has happened that you need to know about. Whether your chosen medium is a newspaper, the television, or your trusty phone, the first response is invariably the same: fear and loathing, although possibly not in that order.

It's as if you entered a strange new world, a one that neither you nor Howard the Duck ever made.  In some ways it feels the same: the New York Times still prints its six-column front page, the social media feed scrolls endlessly, and Heather with the Weather is still yucking it up with Pam on the Jam Cam.

But something is terribly wrong.  The stories are horrifying and shocking.  And yet it is presented to us as if it's just another day in the belching smokestacks of the news business.

The United States, once considered a model of stability and democracy, has degenerated into a dysfunctional tyranny whose every act threatens the lives and health of billions around the world.  And yet all of this chaos and destruction is presented to us as if there's nothing to see here, people, move along.

Even worse, the same people who are presenting the intolerable as ordinary have started to remark on the phenomenon.

Here's a recent thumbsucker from one of the chief culprits, The New York Times: 

Mr. Trump accused Mr. Obama of “treason,” and posted a fake video showing his predecessor being handcuffed in the Oval Office and imprisoned. He followed that Saturday with a fake image of Mr. Obama in the role of O.J. Simpson driving a white Bronco being chased by police cars, including one driven by Mr. Trump. A president posting such images of another president would once have been seen as shocking, but with Mr. Trump it has become business as usual. 

That's Peter Baker scrivening away in his hot dog suit.  How'd that happen, Peter, you may ask him or at least yourself.

In fact the current occupant of the White House has been doing and saying batsh*t crazy cruel bigoted insane crap since he launched his first campaign by announcing that Mexicans were sending us their assassins and rapists, who have been demonstrating just how vicious and evil they are by abandoning their life of crime and instead picking American crops in the broiling sun, toiling in restaurant kitchens, and hammering nails on American construction sites. 

Recently, a website staffed by apostate Republican hacks, The Bulwark, noticed the vileness of White House communications:

ONCE UPON A TIME, THE PEOPLE TASKED with speaking for the president of the United States were not just excellent communicators but also known for their good sense, composure, diplomacy, truthfulness (for the most part, at least), and tact. Think of the late Bill Moyers, who served as press secretary under President Lyndon Johnson....

Now, as with so much else, those norms have been shattered. President Donald Trump’s top-ranking communicators....are known for their rashness, haughtiness, vulgarity, mendacity, and pique. They radiate contempt for members of the media who dare to ask tough questions, even obvious ones, and demand subservience in return. Instead of offering perspective, they promote misunderstanding. Instead of encouraging discourse, they deploy invective to shut it down. 

The Bulwark chose a few receipts from the bulging file:

[Karoline Leavitt]...the nation’s youngest-ever White House press secretary (age 27).... referr[ed] to Joe Biden as having been “a brain-dead president.”

White House Communications Director Steven Cheung

One example of the level of competence Leavitt has brought to the job was presented in March when she attacked a federal judge who ordered a pause to mass deportations under the clearly inapplicable Alien Enemies Act. Leavitt, at a press briefing, railed against Judge James Boasberg, who she said was “a Democrat activist” appointed to the bench by Barack Obama.

As one of the reporters in the room, Garrett Haake of NBC News, felt obliged to point out, Boasberg was actually appointed by President George W. Bush.... 

And she's the most civil of the entire Pol Potbelly pledge class.  Here's her boss, former pro wresting carnival barker Steven Cheung:

In April, Trump’s director of communications blasted the Daily Beast’s chief content officer, Joanna Coles, for making an inquiry regarding the 79-year-old president’s apparent weight loss. Cheung, in a post on X, called her “a piece of shit, clearly suffering from a debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome rotting her pea-sized brain.”  

....Cheung followed that in May, when he launched an unhinged attack on HuffPost reporter S.V. Date, who had the audacity to ask why most of Trump’s public remarks are not made available on the White House website. “You must be truly fucking stupid if you think we’re not transparent,” Cheung declared. “The president regularly does multiple press engagements per day and they are streamed live on multiple platforms.” In a case of look-who’s-talking irony overload, Cheung went on to urge Date to “Stop beclowning yourself.” 

But other than The Bulwark, the daily White House outpouring of scurrilous and potty-mouthed insult comedy passes without media comment.  Which means that it becomes the vile new normal, like official White House memes featuring photos of alligators ready to devour helpless civil immigration detainees.

And that's not all the media has normalized with its silence.  We've already discussed at great length its near-unanimous refusal to cover the proliferating examples of Pol Potbelly's raging dementia.

There's also the normalization of the massive flagrant corruption of Pol Potbelly trousering as much as $7 billion on various crypto schemes while blocking all legislative efforts to bring these hot air merchants under effective regulation.  (Hint: since crypto gains are based on the efforts of others and crypto has no intrinsic value (unlike commodities), crypto “coins” are obviously securities and can easily be regulated as such).

Sure there are (good) stories detailing individual get Trump rich quick crypto schemes, but the next day the corruption is accepted as normal.  Just last weekend, he spent millions of taxpayer dollars to promote his pisspoor Scottish golf clubs by showing how much fun it is to cheat at golf.  Nobody in the media said a discouraging word.

Even more fundamentally, the fact that the current President tried to incite an insurrection against the United States Government and then pardoned more than 1,500 insurrectionists, many of them convicted of violent attacks on police, seems to be unworthy of media recollection.  This not-ancient history would seems to be highly useful background any time that Pol Potbelly attempts to further subvert the rule of law by for example siccing his Justice Department on both his political opponents, including former Presidents, and sitting federal judges. 

1,000,000 years ago in America

Nor has Pol Potbelly's sadistic and blatantly illegal assault of immigrants, including those in the process of obtaining legal relief that would allow them to remain in the United States, occasioned any sustained media coverage, although there were stories outlining the legal jousting around for example the law-free effort to use the Alien and Sedition Acts to asport immigrants to a foreign concentration camp for indefinite torture.

They have now been sprung, a fact that has been reported for one day, but the grotesque tortures they endured because of the Pol Potbelly regime's criminal conspiracy seem to have generated almost no media attention.  The coverage has mostly been limited to enterprising web sites like ProPublica, which reported:

The men said beatings by the guards were random, severe and constant. Guards lashed out at them with their fists and batons. They kicked them while wearing heavy work boots and shot them at close range with rubber pellets. One man we spoke to said he suspects he will have a lasting injury from a hard kick to the groin.

Colmenares recalled seeing one man defecate all over himself after a particularly severe beating. Guards laughed at him and left him there for a day, saying that the Venezuelans weren’t “real men.” 

Are we suppose to regard this as the new normal for U.S. immigration policy? The lack of wide media attention to these appalling true stories suggests that the answer is yes.

Apologists for the media can make several points in their defense.  One of the worst is the media's frequent refusal to cover scoops broken by others, like ProPublica's vivid accounts of the torture of Kristi Noem's Salvadoran kidnap victims.  

The second point is more fundamental and plausible: the news is by definition what happened today.  What happened seven months ago, like Pol Potbelly's mass pardon of violent insurrectionists, isn't news.

There's something to that, but we know how the media can by constant repetition and echoing reaction coverage keep a minor story front and center for months on end. 

Exhibit A:

 Remember what happened next? Ask CNN:

Funny how that works.

A similar pattern is playing out today, with massive daily idiotic coverage of Democratic New York Mayoral Nominee Zohran Mamdani.  Did you know he says that a phrase that offends many Jews has a number of meanings and uses, not all of them antisemitic? If you did, why do you care?  Rest assured The New York Times cares a lot more about that than it does about the ongoing subversion of the United States Government by its current President and his enablers.

This lack of context reduces the daily outrage (the Director of National Intelligence makes fraudulent accusations of criminal conduct against President Obama?) to just another one-day sickening jolt.  We consume these unconnected tidbits thinking this is not our beautiful government, but our media send the message that it's just water rushing underground.  

But, by letting the days go by, our media is ensuring that the once-in-a-lifetime demolition of institutions and norms becomes the new reality.  What sickens alarmed citizens on the Upper West Side becomes the normal background noise at the apocryphal Ohio diner.

An entire generation is coming of age believing that it's OK for a President to grab women by their p**ssies, pervert government into a machine to line his own pockets, subvert the Constitution he is obligated to preserve and protect, and persecute political opponents with both legal attacks and the vilest invective.

To which we say: fuck that. 

Broken News: CBS going the way of America's newspapers

 

By Meta-Content Generator A.J. Liebling with Financial Editor Samuel Insull

Forty years ago, most American cities were lucky to wake up to a mighty daily newspaper.  In most places it had a monopoly.  The paper landed on your doorstep with a satisfying thunk, thick with classified ads, including help-wanted, and big display ads from department and specialty stores.

The money was so good that publishers used a slice of their haul to build newsrooms, which often produced high-quality journalism that covered their cities, their states, and often their country and the wider world. 

Readers of papers like The Los Angeles Times, The Washington Post, The Chicago Tribune, The Baltimore Sun, The Miami Herald, Long Island Newsday, the Louisville Courier-Journal, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and the Atlanta Constitution enjoyed the bounty of news and information.  These papers, in addition to publishing their own work, aggregated content from other first rate news outlets, with the result that even mid-sized papers like the Sarasota Herald-Tribune and the Providence Journal could provide wide-ranging coverage for 50 cents a day, and maybe $2.50 on Sundays.

The glory days of print journalism

Now they're all lifeless husks, mostly owned by a rapacious private equity juggernaut called Alden. Over the decades, they've been sold, bought, resold, leveraged, and stripped of their assets.   In other words, the life has been sucked out of them for the profit of a few relentless raiders.  In many cities, they have ceased publishing paper editions.  As a result, at a lot of big airports (like Austin), when you go to the airport and try to buy a paper, you get nothing but a blank stare and a $7 bag of M&M's.

The results have been devastating.  Most of America lives in a newspaper desert.   Only a few papers make even a pretense of covering the news, either because they are owned by nonprofit institutions, like the Tampa Bay Times or the Philadelphia Inquirer, or by the rare tycoon willing to leave well enough alone, like The Boston Globe.

One newspaper has the power and financial clout to stand above the political pressure, but sadly has chosen to bend to and parrot reactionary disinformation for reasons best known to its owner, King Arthur Sulzberger XVI. 

The story of how predatory private capital destroyed America's great newspapers has been well told elsewhere, including in The Atlantic back in 2021.  It's not that complicated:

And guess what?  Four years later, the vultures are still picking at the carcass of the once-mighty Tribune:

The deadline for Chicago Tribune newsroom journalists to apply for a buyout has come and gone....According to the union, no one applied....

The big picture: Tribune owner Alden Capital had offered buyouts, hoping newsroom union workers would take them to avoid layoffs.

It's unclear how much money Alden is trying to save with this move.

Eventually, the paper will shrivel up and die, leaving another huge void in news coverage. 

With newspapers variously in decline or extinct, the private equity vultures are circling around looking for new prey, similarly wounded by technological change.

It looks like they're landing on legacy (non-streaming) media like broadcast and cable news, which have also suffered from America's insane habit of getting its news through bent social media outlets like X, Facebook, or TikTok.  The advertising dollars follow the eyeballs, aided by the tracking software that prackages social media users neatly by stealing their data and using it to target advertising.

A few ominous examples.  Let's start with the latest outrageous attack on free speech:

CBS has been leaking to favored sources like CNN that the decision was purely financial and not a human sacrifice to Pol Potbelly to grease the wheels for government approval of the sale of the CBS properties to Skydance, an entity controlled by the feckless failson of an insanely rich reactionary mogul, Larry Ellison.

Was Colbert's late night show, number one in late night, really such a money drain?  CBS's parent, Paramount Global, files a legally required SEC disclosure document that's supposed to list all material risks to its businesses on Form 10-K.   There is clear economic decline in the legacy cable businesses, like Nickelodeon.  We didn't find much related to the supposed collapse of advertising revenue in late night or elsewhere in the broadcast day.

Here's one risk factor that we guess didn't turn out to be as risky as Paramount told the world:

We face substantial and increasing competition to attract creative talent, to produce and acquire the rights to high-quality content, to acquire, engage and retain audiences and users, and to distribute our content and services on a variety of third-party platforms. Competition for talent, content, audiences, subscribers, service providers, advertising, production infrastructure and distribution is intense.... 

If Paramount can feel free to cut loose the most talented man in unscripted television, then maybe the competition isn't as bad as it claimed?  Or maybe Paramount threw Colbert overboard to induce the current tyrannical US Government to approve the sale to Skydance?

Sen. Elizabeth Warren is demanding answers:

Several Democratic lawmakers, including Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Adam Schiff, questioned if Colbert’s show was canceled due to his criticism of President Donald Trump.

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— Forbes (@forbes.com) July 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM

We'll let you know when Shari Redstone, who controls Paramount thanks to her now-dead daddy, gets back to her.  When it happens, watch out for the flying swine.

But there's good reason to fear whether broadcast and cable media, especially news, are headed to the same fate as America's newspapers.  Like newspapers, they are pressured by changes in consumer preferences and technology, but still generate a fair amount of cash.

That means they're bait for private equity vultures ready to steal the cash, fire the staff, and run the operations into the ground.

Assuming that throwing Colbert into the volcano appeases Pol Potbelly and the sale to Skydance is approved, the Ellison family will own a grab-bag of assets that can be sold off at leisure, including CBS's 24 local broadcast stations (still pretty profitable from car dealers insanely telling you that the best way to enjoy your summer is to sit and be swindled in their clammy dealerships), the CBS broadcast network, or CBS News.

The plight of CNN is equally dire.  CNN is owned along with lots of other cable, streaming, and studio assets by a money-losing behemoth called Warner Brothers Discovery (WBD). CNN has already been shunted from the former Time Warner to AT&T to its current masters.   

The parent has already shuffled CNN and other cable assets into a new subsidiary separate from the studio and streaming services, the better to sell it off to private equity. WBD reports as a risk factor the decline in what they call “linear programming” which includes CNN,  Another risk factor is WBD's whopping debt.  The classic solution to burdensome debt is to sell assets to raise cash.  Why wouldn't WBD sell CNN and other cable assets to a private equity finagler?  Alden is tanned, rested, and ready.

Good night and good luck to democracy

The economics of cable new channels are deteriorating, and all of them, including CNN, are searching for a new sustainable revenue model.  So far they haven't found one. 

It's already happening at MSNBC.   Its gigantic unwieldy media parent, Comcast, has spun out MSNBC along with a bunch of other cable channels with declining revenue into a separate entity, leaving NBC News and streaming operations behind.  As a separate entity the motley collection of properties could easily be swallowed by a private equity vulture, leveraged up, and stripped for cash and parts.

If cable news and late night comedy go the way of newspapers, we will be in even greater danger.  Already we are dealing with an environment in which most people get what they believe is information from uncurated or rigged garbage outlets.  If the only alternative to social media drivel is the brave work of a band of independent journalists, then reliable information, like health care, decent housing, and college, will become available only to a relatively privileged few.  

If the only mass media left are controlled by the immortal Rupert Murdoch, Ketamine Leon, Larry Ellison, and Vladimir Putin, the chances for a restoration of democracy and decency in America will be that much less. 

It may be impossible to ever determine whether the loss of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was caused by political pressure or real economic concerns. Either way, we, and what's left of our country, are the losers.  

And that's the way it is. 

From the Public Editor: The New York Times is boldly doing terrible work, critics say

Editors’ Note: Once upon a time, the New York Times decided that its readers deserved an advocate who would review their concerns about its work product, investigate, and report their findings. It worked well — for the readers that is. After a few years, the Times mandarins decided that it no longer needed anyone to critique its work, presumably because in their minds it was flawless. So they s***tcanned the public editor and everything worked out great, for the easily bruised sensibilities of Times hacks, that is.

For the rest of us, not so much. It turns out the Times gets stuff wrong. A lot. For that reason, at least one former public editor, the formidable Margaret Sullivan, has continued her fearless criticism in The Guardian. To further assist her and others, the Spy has appointed its own Meta-Content Generator, A.J. Liebling, to serve as the Public Editor in Exile. He’s got a lot on his plate.

By A.J.Liebling
Meta-Content Generator

With America in the midst of a sustained attack on every institution of its democracy, we need a strong and fearless free press to keep us informed of the latest outrages without pulling any punches or allowing itself to be sidetracked into irrelevant detours.

Instead we have The New York Times. Its repeated failures to properly report what’s going on have taken on even greater importance given the collapse of once-formidable competitors like The Washington Post and The Los Angeles Times, both destroyed by their weirdo plutocratic owners, and the intentional and illegal assault on broadcasters like CBS and ABC/Disney.

In the current crisis its misadventures have become more remarkable and more glaring. It has also shown a repeated inability to accept any criticism or correct its lapses.

Consider its coverage of the now Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York, a bright young spark plug by the name of Zohran Mamdani. Or as is he is invariably referred to in Times news coverage, “democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani.” His revolting once and future opponent, Handsy Andy Cuomo, never earned a similar epithet, like “sex pest Andy Cuomo” or “disgraced former Governor Cuomo,” for some reason.

The Times in its defense says that while Mamdani identifies as a “democratic socialist,” his opponent does not identify as a “sex offender,” despite clear evidence of same. “Democratic socialism” is, despite its name, not an ideology that calls for the nationalization of all means of production. Rather it seems to contemplate a well-knit social safety net and publicly-owned institutions to fill the gaps caused by market failures. Like housing and mass transit.

But that’s not the problem. The Times has taken a dislike to Mr. Mamdani for reasons best known to it and its plutocratic publisher, King Arthur Sulzberger XVI, who got his job the old-fashioned meritocratic way: from his daddy, the owner.

Two weeks ago, in a supposed scoop that violated Times standards on anonymous sourcing, the Times received stolen confidential Columbia admission files. That in itself is unforgivable. These are not the Pentagon Papers, which discuss matters of national policy. These are the personal private applications of 17 year old kids for admission, together with the notes of the Columbia admissions office. In short they are none of anyone’s business.

Thought experiment: do you think your college applications should be a matter of public record? Do you think the world should know that you boasted of being the most valuable player on your water polo team, even though your school didn’t have one? Or that you reminded the admissions committee that generations of your ancestors had been admitted to Columbia and given generously thereafter, like, we don’t know, King Arthur Sulzberger XVI?

The documents had been provided to the Times by a virulently racist crackpot as part of the ongoing campaign to delegitimize any and all efforts to diversify the distribution of benefits in society beyond rich entitled white men. Like King Arthur.

Reliable source, according to The New York Times

What was in these private personal files that constituted news that the public had a right to know? Wait for it: on his application Mamdani, an immigrant of South Asian ancestry born in Uganda, checked the boxes as both Asian and African. Hot tip for Times hacks: do a search online of what continent Uganda is in, and let us know what you find. Maybe they still have one of those spherical things hanging around with the map of the world printed on it.

To the Times, and the racist reactionaries who stole the personal files and provided quotes, like lying reactionary plug ugly (and favorite Times source, quoted 167 times in the last three years) Chris Rufo, this was huge news. 

The stolen application data raised questions, at least in the fevered imaginations of Times hacks and their racist sources, of whether Mamdani had somehow misrepresented himself to obtain admission (which he didn’t by the way). 

 Margaret Sullivan, the former public editor (remember her?) said

The Times’s decision to pursue and publish the story was, at the very least, unwise.

For one thing, it came to the Times due to a widespread hack into Columbia’s databases, transmitted to the paper through an intermediary who was given anonymity by the paper. That source turns out to be Jordan Lasker, who – as the Guardian has reported – is a well-known and much criticized “eugenicist”, AKA white supremacist.

Traditional journalism ethics suggests that when news organizations base a story on hacked or stolen information, there should be an extra high bar of newsworthiness to justify publication....The Mamdani story, however, fell far short of the newsworthiness bar.

In response to this well-founded criticism, the Times trotted out a hack named Patrick Healy, who used to preside over Republican-rigged focus groups designed to palm off Republican talking points as the true voice of the great unwashed and now serves as the chief bottle-washer for “standards” and “trust.”

He justified this illegal smear by noting that when asked about his application, Mamdani, instead of telling the Times to go s*** in its hat, confirmed the truth of the matter. To Healy, that transformed a story based on stolen documents peddled by racists into an impeccably sourced story. That didn’t make it newsworthy, though.

Soledad O’Brien ‘86, proud to be multiracial herself, said: 

The Times’s second rationalization was that since so many people were talking about the story, the story must have been worth reporting. A lot of people would talk about a picture of King Arthur XVI fornicating with underaged goats on his upstate retreat too, but that doesn’t make it a story.

Having rejected out of hand the concerns expressed by serious journalists like O’Brien, Sullivan, and James Fallows, the Times tripled down on its blunder. First Times Supremo Joe “Where’s My Chair?” Kahn told the newsroom he was proud of his pisspoor story. Then he or someone commissioned an ass-covering follow-up, supposedly reporting on the difficulty applicants have of choosing their race and ethnic background on check-the-boxes forms. This might be a story, but it doesn’t serve to retcon the Times’s trafficking in personal documents stolen by racist weirdos.

But the best explanation may be that the Times believes that personal information is newsworthy when it’s about public figures. At least if they’re Democrats.

Consider its endless coverage over the past year over Joe Biden’s supposed debility and unfitness for office. Although neither the Times nor anyone else ever presented a shred of evidence demonstrating that a single one of Biden’s many decisions as President was affected by incapacity, his slow gait, stutter, and loss of stamina were said to be crippling debilities that made it impossible for him to continue as President.

We don’t intended to relitigate that one, but we will point out that the number of Times’s stories questioning Biden’s capacity versus the number questioning the cognitive state of the current incumbent stands at about 293 to zero.

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This is despite daily efflorescences of Pol Potbelly’s raging dementia, whether claiming at the same time that he did and did not know that one of his subversive flunkies had cut off weapons supplies to Ukraine without telling him, or imposing 50% tariffs on Brazil over an entirely fair trial of a Brazilian national, or continuing to assert whoppers like whale-killing windmills or China having no wind or solar power.

You might think that such daily lapses would at least give rise to a thumbsucker or two about how they “raise questions” in the minds of “some critics” about the Dear Leader’s mental capacity. Not a word. The Times may be waiting for a brave Democratic politician (other than one tarred by the brush of democratic socialism) to state that the Emperor is prancing around the White House with his tiny toadstool swinging in the breeze because he is mad. But that’s no excuse: there’s plenty of credible persons out there raising those proverbial questions to justify one or 293 pieces about whether the man with the nuclear codes should be in a home.

To be fair, covering up the incapacity if not insanity of learning political figures has been a Times tradition for decades. You’d never know from reading the paper in real time that Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan was a useless lush or his colleague Sen. Alphonse “Your winnings sir” D’Amato was a cheap hood, because they were favorites of King Arthur XIV and his liege, Cardinal Rosenthal.

But it’s not as if the Times is insensible to the feelings of those persecuted by Republican bigotry and intolerance. In some cases, it’s piling on.

Did you know that a tiny minority of your fellow citizens identify as a gender other than the one they presented with at birth? And that some of them seek well-accepted medical and surgical treatment to remedy this mismatch? It’s true!

And did you know that a small minority of them want to live their gender identity while still in school, including by playing on sports teams for that gender. If the idea of a 16-year-old trans girl placing soccer with the other girls in her class fills you with shock, horror, and loathing, then we’ve got a newspaper for you!

For years now, the Times has platformed the ravings of anti-trans bigots and their pseudo-“science” as if they were credible evidence that treating trans persons as they and their parents wish was somehow a bad thing.  They trumpeted a UK review of medical research on treating trans kids called the Cass Report. The report, after throwing out all medical evidence that trans kids benefited from gender-affirming treatment upon the grounds that the studies were not double-blind or placebo-controlled (how would that work?), concluded that there was a lack of evidence supporting gender affirming care.

When that report was exhaustively debunked and refuted the Times didn’t say anything or repudiate their pisspoor reporting. Recently they printed a guest essay on the pain suffered by trans kids who are denied treatment. To the Times, that constituted balanced coverage.

Justices Alito and Thomas were grateful for the support of the Times in holding that bigoted state law prohibitions on certain medical treatments when used to help trans people only were not sex discrimination. They cited as if it were real facts a series of idiotic Times roundups of anti-trans agitprop in support of their lawless conclusions:

Whether or not trans people are more or less likely to leave their pubic hair on soda cans was not discussed by Clarence “Leavin' on a Jet Plane” Thomas.

The point is not only that the Times violates standards of decent journalism pretty much every day. It’s that they seem to regard as outrageous any attempt to call them to account for it. When was the last time you read in the Times that they f**ked something up? We’ll wait.

Ultimately if the Times continues to burn its credibility due to its own arrogance and cowardice, two things will happen: it will no longer be taken seriously as a purveyor of important information outside of word games, recipes, and product reviews. And its audience will look to other sources for reliable information, including enterprising reporters setting up shop on Substack.

Independent writers like Judd Legum and Marisa Kabas are doing wonderful work. But we are the losers: No matter how successful they are, they are unlikely to have the reach and clout of the Times. As a result, the American public will be less able to comprehend the scope and depth of the ongoing Fascist coup against our country.

In the early 1940’s the Times’s failure to cover the Holocaust contributed to the failure of America to take steps to save European Jews. Today its failures are contributing to the death of American democracy. As in the 1940’s the consequences may be irreversible.

But at least the puzzles are fun and the recipes scrumptious.

A July 4 obituary edition: American democracy, dead at 249.

The lamps have gone out all over America.  

By Isaiah Thomas
Board of Editors

This publication was established 255 years ago to advocate for the independence of the then British colonies and the establishment of a democratic Constitutional republic that would rule according to laws enacted with the consent of the governed and dedicated to the proposition that government existed to protect the rights and advance the interests of the governed.

Six years later, on July 4, 1776, the Spy's efforts were crowned with success by the signature of the Declaration of Independence, which established the United States of America as a democratic republic.

At some point in the latter half of its 249th year, that government died.  

On this July 4, 2025, we pause to pronounce and mourn its passing.

How do we know it has died? Consider:

– Just last week, the six bent Republican Supreme Court Justices decided that Article III courts lacked the power to prevent the Executive Branch from repealing Constitutional amendments on its own say so.  In particular, the infant children of certain types of immigrants will now be denied citizenship in clear contravention of the Fourteenth Amendment unless they themselves crawl into court and sue on the own behalf. Trump v. CASA, No. 24A884 (June 27, 2025).

As Professor Kate Shaw explained in a rare worthwhile essay in New York Times Opinion:

In Trump v. CASA, the Supreme Court could have definitively decided that Mr. Trump’s executive order purporting to end birthright citizenship is flagrantly unconstitutional and may not be enforced. Instead, the court announced that it alone can decide such matters on a nationwide basis — and that it would not do so here. ...

Both the general tenor of the opinion and these instructions — to rapidly reconsider these cases in the context of an entirely new standard announced in an opinion that is far from clear — evinced a remarkable lack of respect for lower courts. And the decision comes at a time when district court judges have done more than any other constitutional players to maintain core constitutional protections. These are the same district judges who are facing unprecedented attacks online, threats to their safety and impeachment resolutions.

As Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson noted in her dissent: “Perhaps the degradation of our rule-of-law regime would happen anyway. But this court’s complicity in the creation of a culture of disdain for lower courts, their rulings and the law (as they interpret it) will surely hasten the downfall of our governing institutions, enabling our collective demise.” 

– As part of its program to terrorize, torture, and eventually deport aliens with pending or no status (i.e. awaiting decisions on timely filed asylum petitions), the Executive Branch has arrogated to itself the right and power to:

• arrest and detain legal permanent residents of the United States for expressing opinions disagreeable to the President
• summarily deport in the unreviewable discretion of the Secretary of State any alien he determines to be an “enemy” and to not just deport them but deliver them variously to a foreign concentration camp or a third country war zone regardless of whether the alien will face torture in either hellhole
• concoct criminal prosecutions against sitting members of Congress for seeking to exercise their legal right to inspect immigration detention facilities
• tackle and beat U.S. Senators for attempting to ask a Cabinet Secretary a question as part of their Article I duty to oversee the U.S. Government
• beat and arrest not just persons suspected without probable cause for lacking immigration status satisfactory to them but also American citizens for attempting to protect those individuals and their and their own constitutional rights:

 

• and commence illegal denaturalization proceedings against US citizens for failing to agree with the President 

But the unconstitutional actions of an out-of-control Presidency go far beyond torturing immigrants and beating dissenters.  In the past six months, the Executive has unconstitutionally

• terminated federal agencies established by Congress and cut off their funding, resulting in the likely deaths of millions of starving children and families in famine-ravaged lands
• cut off legally appropriated and awarded funding to research universities to force them to submit to the political will and bigoted views of the current President
• imposed tariffs without the consent of the Congress as required by Article I 
• illegally deployed US military forces into American cities to harass and oppress the populace
• allied with the Russian aggressor in Ukraine in defiance of Congressional action
• threatened to conquer by military force all or part of nations allied with the United States
• pardoned 1,500 convicted insurrectionists and then hired some of them to work in, wait for it, the Justice Department
• purged the Justice Department of career prosecutors who acted in accordance with the law but not the whim of the Executive; and
• demanded bribes from media corporations to punish them for speaking truth and from others to line his own pockets in multiple scams  

None of these actions can be reconciled with the American Constitution, the rule of law, or the separation of powers. 

What happened?

The causes of the collapse of the American Republic are many and deep rooted, although they can all be traced to the contradictions of its founding: the tension between establishing the dignity and equality of all human beings and the reality of granting excessive power to white slavers and racists to perpetuate their cruel oligarchy.

In the 21st century, several different strands of white power were woven together into a rope strong enough to pull down the structure of American government.  A Republican-dominated Supreme Court first overturned the voters' verdict in the 2000 election, preserving Republican domination of the Court for a generation.  Later it lawlessly voided a key provision of the Voting Rights Act, paving the way for suppression of minority and Democratic votes. 

That same Republican-packed Supreme Court in turn cemented the domination of Republicans by sanctioning unlimited plutocratic dark money in politics under the guise of “free speech.”  It furthered Republican gerrymandering of Congressional seats for blatant political advantage, thereby permitting partisan politicians to stifle the popular will.

As a result of these decisions, the Republican Party in the Congress became increasingly dominated by corrupt reactionaries dependent on the favor of a depraved President to remain in office.  Both these developments destroyed the separation of powers and key checks against Executive Branch tyranny. 

Today for example the House approved a cruel unpopular bill to starve and sicken the poor and grant huge tax cuts to billionaires.  The margin was 218 to 214.  That's two votes.  The Republican gerrymander of swing-state North Carolina in 2024 gave the Republican three new seats, or more than the margin of victory the Republicans enjoyed today. 

Devoted Fox News watcher

Soon the Republican Texas legislature is planning to redistrict Texas Congressional seats in the absence of any new Census data to unseat Democrats they don't like, like Jasmine Crockett.  A similar effort in 2003 generated five more seats for Texas Republicans.  

A second factor has been the transformation of the media into emasculated irrelevance (like the networks and major newspapers) or nonstop disinformation volcanoes whose lies have sunk into and eaten the brains of millions of white Americans:

...there are many, many Americans who blame Fox News for changes in their loved ones, and many people out there who feel as though their friends and family members have been lost to a 24/7 stream of right-wing propaganda.

....Any salesperson or con artist will tell you that you can’t incept a thought in a mark’s mind out of nowhere. You have to find the hook that’s already there — fear, or desire — and exploit it. When it comes to exacerbating and honing the anxieties of aging Americans you can’t do much better (or worse) than race and immigration.

Because the truth is, Fox News didn’t invent racism, and many of our family members would’ve believed in it on their own. This may have been the hardest thing I learned from the stories I heard: Fox didn’t necessarily change anyone’s mind, so much as it seems to have supercharged and weaponized a politics that was otherwise easy for white Americans to overlook in their loved ones. 

Which leads us to the overarching cause of the death of the American republic: perpetuation of white plutocratic power by whatever means necessary. This has been a battle since the founding of our Republic, according to Prof. Heather Cox Richardson:   

In the United States today, a political minority has used the mechanics of government to take power and is now using that power to impose its will on the majority. The pattern is exactly that of the elite southern enslavers who in the 1850s first took over the Democratic Party and then, through it, captured the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the White House and tried to take over the country.

The story of the 1850s centered around the determination of southern planters to preserve the institution of human enslavement underpinning the economy that had made them rich and powerful, and today we tend to focus on the racial dominance at the heart of that system.  

It took the French five tries to get it right

Even as we face the reality that the American First Republic (or Second if you regard Reconstruction as the establishment of a new and better regime) has passed, the response cannot be either despair or acquiescence.  

France after all is now on its Fifth Republic and when we were there two weeks ago, it seemed pretty jolly.  If the French can re-establish a stable democratic Republic and still have time to hang out in cafés, we can do the same.

While the forces that destroyed the American Republic remain powerful, they are by no means invulnerable.  In any event, the future has a funny way of surprising us.  In this century alone we have endured a mass terror attack, an economic meltdown, a pandemic, and puppy killer Kristi Noem.  We are likely to be confronted by similarly consequential evens in the future: another pandemic, another economic collapse, war, perhaps involving nuclear weapons, and another animal murderer.  Each crisis creates an opportunity.

But that may or may not happen in the lifetimes of anyone writing or reading these words.

In the meantime it is for us the living to record the demise of a promising experiment in democratic government and to assign blame for its death where it is due: on white people. 

Dispatches from the War Fronts: The Hot Air Force Flies High!

Dispatches from the War Fronts

Editors' Note: For decades the Spy brought you the thrilling adventures of the Hot Air Force, that doughy [Surely, doughty? – Ed.] band of neocons bravely promoting one or more wars that they cover from the comfort of their wife's Hamptons retreat or their Chevy Chase colonials.  They were instrumental in fomenting the Iraq War while evading any responsibility for the carnage caused in part by their relentless fact-free cheerleading for that bloody debacle.

In recent years, their ranks have thinned possibly because there was no longer any money or fame available for pimping for war.  In 2021, they rallied to attack poor old Joe Biden for deciding to end their 21-year-long war in Afghanistan when victory was, according to them, just around the corner, a decision that has proven to be entirely correct.

But the grizzled veterans of the Hot Air Force recently got the band of bullsh***ers back to together to assault their long-time enemy: Iran.  

Their target?  The truth that there is no way in hell to “win” a war against Iran.  

The Hot Air Force's damage assessment:

By War Correspondent Douglas MacArthur with Meta-Content Generator A.J. Liebling
 
After threatening wars against Canada, Greenland, Panama, and Mexico. wily ol' Commander Bone Spurs outsmarted them all by starting one with Iran.

And the Generals of the Hot Air Force, while too old and clumsy to actually fly the 37-hour bombing mission themselves, provided invaluable reinforcements of hot air to support our brave troops and their cowardly Commander-in-Chief.

Commandant of the Woman's Auxiliary Hot Air Corps Bari Weiss took time off from her brave struggles against 16-year-old trans girls trying to play field hockey with their friends to provide a meme so preposterous it left the rest of the Hot Air Corps sucking wind:

 

Yes, we certainly remember Churchill being dragged into the war between France and Germany because he got sick of listening to BBC coverage about the great success of the French Army.  Churchill, who, unlike Pol Potbelly, knew damn well from his service on the Western Front what a horrible bloody business war was, urged the world to deter German aggression by aiding European allies like France and Czechoslovakia after years of careful analysis of available intelligence about German bellicosity, not three hours of watching blow-dried gasbags preening over Israeli propaganda videos.

The comparison between Churchill, a courageous leader facing the most dreadful of consequences should Britain lose the war who venerated his precious military forces, and Trump, a demented coward with nothing to lose except his tee time and who called fallen soldiers “suckers” and “losers” was so louche and ludicrous that it won Bari her first coveted Cheney for relentless shoveling in the service of burying Republican incompetence.

Grizzled Hot Air Force Generalissimo Bretbug was in top form, sending our boys into harm's way against those nasty Iranians while he himself bravely fought in the front line of the smoked fish counter at Zabar's for the special dill-cured lox:

His argument, or perhaps more accurately Bibi Netanyahu's argument as faithfully channeled by Bretbug, is that Iran, unlike Russia, China, Pakistan, and North Korea, cannot be allowed to have a bomb because Iran is bad, bad, bad.

According to Generalissimo Bretbug, Iran is uniquely bad because it kills thousands of innocent civilians with a depraved indifference to human life, it oppresses with lethal violence minorities in areas it controls, it seeks to expand its influence over the entire Middle East by force of arms, and it is inherently an expansionist state, trying to impose its extremist religion on those of other faiths.

Can you imagine letting a country like that have nuclear weapons?  Actually, Bretbug can imagine it because we're describing Israel, which he has relentlessly supported.

Now no one is defending Iran as a model of good behavior.  Keeping its nuclear ambitions in check is an important national objective, which was accomplished by President Obama in 2015 with an internationally-backed verifiable agreement to stop Iran's nuclear enrichment program.  It worked, until it was dumped by Pol Potbelly with the avid support of the Hot Air Force, as former Secretary of State Anthony Blinken explained in a manner that should be legible to even the meanest intelligence:

So why was the strike a mistake?

Hegseth: We have closed the mine shaft gap!

First, it never should have come to this.  In 2015, the Obama administration, together with Britain, France, Germany, Russia, China and the European Union, reached agreement with Tehran on the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, or J.C.P.O.A. The nuclear deal effectively put Iran’s program to make fissile material, the fuel for a nuclear weapon, in a lockbox, with stringent procedures for monitoring the program. The deal pushed “breakout” — the amount of time it would take Iran to produce enough weapons-grade uranium for a single nuclear weapon — to at least one year. If Iran reneged on the agreement or refused to extend it when certain provisions expired after 15 years, we would know it and have plenty of time to respond, including, if necessary, militarily.

In 2018, President Trump tore up the agreement and replaced it with … nothing. In response, Iran accelerated its enrichment, quite likely reducing its breakout time to a matter of days or weeks. Mr. Trump, in essence, is now trying to put out a fire on which he poured gasoline.

Of course, dropping bombs is much more fun than actually solving security crises with careful, shrewd diplomacy, which is why Pol Potbelly isn't interested in that sort of thing. Also real non-demented honest President Obama did it so by the rules of white racists from Queens, it must have been bad.

Now the Pol Potbelly regime is engaged in a bitter disinformation battle to con us into believing that the attack on Iran did something to reduce the chance that Iran would be able to build a nuclear weapon.

The attack of lies is pursued on several fronts:  First, a frontal assault on the patriotism of anyone who dares to suggest that the attack may not have achieved its strategic objective by quoting stuff like intelligence reports or even asking uncomfortable questions, like the location and availability of Iran's over 270 kilograms  of 60%-enriched uranium, which it stockpiled after the U.S. breach of the JCPOA.

Second, a flanking maneuver by obfuscating the question.  Pol Potbelly and his cadres insist that because of their big strong attacks Iran's nuclear facilities have gone boom-boom.  But the issue isn't entirely or even mostly whether the targets attacked were damaged or destroyed; it's whether the nuclear program has been permanently destroyed or simply delayed for a matter of months or years.

The maneuver is complex because PP in the same incoherent remarks will make contradictory statements, stating that it is too soon to know and also that he knows that everything has been “obliterated.”  

Finally, the Trump Regime has called upon its staunch ally, Bibi Netanyahu, to weigh in with his own assessment, which is that his criminal trial [Surely, Iran's nuclear program? – Ed.] has been crippled for years. 

This three pronged attack on the truth was deployed on June 28 by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, who concluded by awarding himself with the Order of the Jaeger Bomber with Budweiser Clusters.

So far to its credit the media has not uncritically agreed with Happy Hour Pete:

This is a better performance than during the Iraq War, when the media faithfully transmitted the lies and subterfuges of Hegseth's predecessor Donald Rumsfeld, who got away with whoppers for years before the press caught on that, despite his illusion of competence and gravitas, he was a bats*** crazy unrepentant lying war criminal in the Henry Kissinger tradition.  

But whatever their effect, if any, on Iran's nuclear capabilities, the Hot Air Force has achieved one huge victory: one of their own has graduated from writing about bombing to flacking for it as the senior civilian in charge of the Defense Department.

Back in 2018, Happy Hour Pete was a mere Hot Air Force Captain, like his comrades Johnny Walker and Jim Beam, inveighing against Iran on Saturday mornings when most folks are watching “Boomtown” [No one will get this reference – Ed.] :

He told the Israelis that he opposed the JCPOA on the entirely reasonable and well-thought-grounds that Iran would wipe out both Israel and the United States if it could.

Then those remarks were covered only by local Israeli media. 

Now he is in action, no longer from his Fox “News” hole, but from the Pentagon, striking fear into the hearts of our nation's enemies, namely the press and Democrats:

Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) June 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM

The ascension to the apex of bellicose bulls*** achieved by one of their own must gratify each of the keyboard and podcast warriors of the Hot Air Force.  And when Hegseth finally collapses in a pool of alcoholic stupor and hair gel, you can be sure that the surviving members of the Hot Air Force will all, all declare themselves eligible to succeed him.

In the meantime, the Hot Air Force has a stern warning for Greenland: You're next!

Good and Dead: Corrupt rutting entitled white male Giuliani scrotum bather and heroic Republican at 69

The obituary page of The Massachusetts Spy

By Luke Reschuss
Obituary Editor

It’s not every convicted and disgraced felon whose death is covered on Page A1 of the normally staid New York Times, but they did make an exception for bent cop, defiler of the memory of 9/11, and Rudy Giuliani Chianti-carrier Bernard Kerik, who died not a minute too soon at the age of 69.

Kerik and his assistants cavorting at his Ground Zero love shack

Or as the Times had to admit about a goombah who enjoyed years of softball coverage from that same newspaper, he “ f[e]ll from grace after he pleaded guilty to federal corruption and tax crimes.”

The lede reminded us that he was supposedly some sort of hero for being New York Police Commissioner on September 11, 2001, although what he did to achieve such veneration was not immediately apparent. Actually, he royally — we’ll get back to that.

But will the Times really begin Harvey Weinstein’s obit, to which we look forward with immense pleasure, with “Weinstein had a brilliant career as a gifted film producer and studio chief, but fell from grace after he was accused of raping and molesting dozens of women and finally convicted of a select handful of his crimes?” Maybe we shouldn’t give the Obituary team at the Times any ideas, but we are confident their Weinstein piece has been in the can for years.

At least the Times traced his meteoric rise to fame to his lamprey-like attachment to the taint of then New York Mayor and now disgraced liar and Borat cameo actor Rudy Giuliani, another revolting crooked white man whose death notice we look forward to every day:

A cocksure high school dropout with a black belt in karate, shaved head and bulging biceps, Mr. Kerik vaulted to senior public posts as a disciple of Rudolph W. Giuliani after serving as Mr. Giuliani’s bodyguard during his successful 1993 mayoral campaign.

Translating from the Times-speak, he was an unqualified bully who rose to fame and power in the years when meritocracy ruled, at least if you were a stupid uneducated white men with biceps that would impress fascist dweebs like Giuliani. As Archie Bunker sang, “Those were the days.”

If you look up “disciple” in the New York Times Dictionary you see:

Butt-boy
Bag carrier
Shill
Scrotal tongue-bather

There are in fact another 55 definitions, but you get the drift.

Despite his lack of qualifications, Giuliani, who needed to surround himself with compliant toadies (remind you of anyone?), appointed Kerik Police Commissioner.

As part of his failure to do his job, Kerik did nothing to prepare the city for the World Trade Center attack.  In particular he failed to provide a backup command center should the one Giuliani idiotically ordered built in the WTC be destroyed. Then as now there was a giant building on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn stuffed with communication links that would have served admirably, but Bernie was otherwise engaged. 

Nor did he do anything to improve communications among the various first responders, including FDNY and the Port Authority police. The price of his failure was paid in blood on 9/11.  

He did accompany Giuliani to ground zero that day, which was widely regarded as a tonic to the city’s morale but did nothing to make the city safer. After cashing in on his undeserved fame, he pocketed big bucks as a supposed private security expert for international dirtbags.

In the United States, this is known as “meritocracy.”

Speaking of unqualified white men taking care of their own, in 2004, in the midst of his hideous Iraq War debacle, President George W. Bush decided to accomplish another mission by naming Kerik to the Department of Homeland Security, a then-new Cabinet agency which at the time was devoted to protecting the homeland before it evolved to its current role as the agent of sadistic terror aimed at non-citizens.

Then the wheels came off the Kerikmobile:

In 2004, he was named by the president to head the Department of Homeland Security. But he withdrew one week later because, he said, he had employed an undocumented immigrant as a babysitter and neglected to pay payroll taxes.

That admission triggered several investigations.

It was revealed that while he was married with two children and living in the Riverdale section of the Bronx, he had rented an apartment in Battery Park City in Lower Manhattan to conduct an extramarital affair with Judith Regan, who had published his best-selling memoir. The apartment had originally been donated by a developer for use by rescue workers at the World Trade Center site.

It’s hard to decide the most appalling detail in this sordid tale. Was it that he was cheating on his wife with a bats**t crazy celebrity book editor too f***king incompetent to hold down a once-a-week gig on Fox “News?” Was it the parade of doxies he was banging?

Our vote goes to the fact that he was doing all of his tomcatting in an apartment overlooking the mass grave of Ground Zero donated for the purpose of overseeing recovery efforts there. But Kerik turned it into his personal Love Shack.

But that’s not what ended his career. The white goombahs from Staten Island probably loved that he was getting his rocks off with a parade of bimbos while gazing out at menials toiling in the hot sun to rebuild the pit of death. 

With white men from the boroughs, the impunity is the point.

Reaming Judith Regan in an apartment intended to aid 9/11 recovery wasn’t a felony. But:

In 2009, he pleaded guilty to two counts of tax fraud, one count of making a false statement on a loan application and five counts of making false statements to the federal government while being vetted for senior positions. He was sentenced to four years in prison and served three.

It probably should be mentioned that white men able to afford good lawyers don’t plead guilty to multiple felonies unless they are, to use the technical legal term, guilty as s***. 

And that’s where the story ends: a mediocre white man is undone by his own greed and arrogance, right?

You know the answer. 

 Like so many bent mediocre white men, he hitched his wagon to their ego-ideal and overload, the insanely arrogant crooked grifter now engaged in destroying what is left of our democracy. For his efforts Kerik was pardoned by his fellow New York area felon and repaid President Tiny Toadstool by supporting his effort to overthrow the government of the United States on January 6, 2021.

Bernie was reported to have said he was proud of his career with the exception of his “mistakes” and “lapses of judgment.”

White men always grade themselves on a curve. It’s called affirmative action.

Just imitating his role model, the king of corrupt white slugs

Kerik’s sordid but ultimately inconsequential career might be scarcely worth of notice, except that it serves as a tidy example of the rot that has destroyed our country.

The toxic mix of arrogance, stupidity, entitlement and unearned white grievance that propelled Kerik his whole life is now strangling our lives and liberties.

Kerik’s belief that he was entitled to use a donated Ground Zero apartment as his own Playboy Mansion to trade on his notoriety for nookie is no different than the President’s belief that he is entitled to rape women, rob us blind, and destroy every democratic institution in America.

Every single Republican, even the supposedly female ones, now goes along with this campaign of sadism in the aid of white male entitlement.

And the same media who built up louses and drunks like Kerik and Giuliani as heroes for doing jack s*** are now doing the same for infinitely more dangerous lunatics like the current President and his ex, Ketamine Leon.

The price for the failure to stand up to these bent evil men is already being paid by children in Sudan starving to death and sickened by preventable disease thanks to the illegal dismantling of USAID, by noncitizens illegally asported to a foreign concentration camp, and by future generations, if any, who will live in a less safe, habitable, and healthy world.

We have all become accustomed to living now in Bernie Kerik’s world of incompetence, depravity, corruption, and white male entitlement.  If you can call this living.